trangst:

"i’m not white i’m greek"

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pizzadyse:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

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  • Me: I love popular movies!
  • Haters: you know nothing about cinema, you just like the popular stuff
  • Me: I love unpopular movies!
  • Haters: what do you think you're special or something? snob!
  • besturlonhere:

    jncos:

    All you have to do is make .gifs of yourself wearing an ill fitting suit and, like, a fucking bow tie or w/e and it’s like this whole website creams itself

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    lolitaspice:

    dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

    wheelcher2:

    honor students cheat more than anybody 

    landorus:

    cashier: that’ll be $4.20

    me: bruh

    cashier: bruh