"i’m not white i’m greek"
what if cows moaned when you milked them
im so lonely
when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back
All you have to do is make .gifs of yourself wearing an ill fitting suit and, like, a fucking bow tie or w/e and it’s like this whole website creams itself
dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio
honor students cheat more than anybody
cashier: that’ll be $4.20